Have you applied for a NASA astronaut position but were denied? Yeah, me too. I wasn't "tall" enough, and I couldn't "touch my toes." And when I entered the gravity-free test chamber I couldn't stabilize my body, and I bounced from wall to wall until they sent in Big Ed to grab me by the ankles and pull me to the exit door. They laughed at me and called me "Bouncy Bob." It was a tough pill to swallow knowing I'd never make it to the final frontier. Until now, anyway. I've driven this spaceship Tesla for a few months now. I laugh as I drive the streets at night, "bouncing" from (star) light to (star) light. Little did I know when my dad said I'd be an astronaut one day (I'm pretty sure he was drunk at the time) that Elon Musk would create a spaceship for bouncers such as myself. And you. This Tesla spaceship was $130k new. But now, unless you are afraid of the "payment" which is actually just a drop in the bucket, you too can be an astronaut...and bounce the streets at night...and meet up will fellow astronauts at the team meeting place, the Tesla charging station. And the perk of sitting in your car at the charging station while the gas goers drive by and gawk is, well, priceless. And if the spacesuit you are wearing on any given day garners in you the courage to step out of the spaceship and offer to sign autographs as the gas goers pass by then you will experience what Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong felt their entire lifetimes: Gods of space. Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos will be offering trips to space for about $50 million a pop in the near future. But this space ride will only cost you $55k. Of course, you are welcome to pay for it with your black card, but if you don't happen to have your black card when we see you, SECU will give you a loan at 4%. Not that you need a loan, of course. But sometimes uncommon men and women - like us - simply put on our chameleon uniforms and get those bank loans so the common folk don't know that we are astronauts. Come aboard, fellow space traveler. You are tall enough, and you don't need to touch your toes to be worthy of this ride. See you soon.
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